Today, I made a short-term pet crab named “Crabby.” He didn’t move much, but yes, he was alive. I made a temporary home for him in Elsa’s shoe. He liked it there and immediately nested in the toe. I pretended to dump him in the water but secretly kept him in. After a close inspection, Elsa correctly determined that Crabby was still in the toe. After that, I chased her with him, and she ran screaming. After that, I really did dump him in the ocean. Thus ends this chapter in the life of Crabby Williams.

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